You may remember her as the outspoken cowgirl from that No Country For Old Men sequel. However, Hailee Steinfeld stars in this Bruce Weber biopic that’s more of a drawn out behind-the-scenes video for one of The Selby’s shoots. She frolicks with the clothes, and then, spoiler alert, waves goodbye as she eloquently exits with an armful of expensive Miu Miu product. It’s like the concluding stab after having watched her surrounded by goodies for four minutes. The appropriate Jean Cocteau reference at the beginning is aimed at telling you that you can have it all if you’re sensible and your small fire is contained and portable. Even the soundtrack is bloody awful. It’s like a throwback to the opening of Little House On The Prairie, which was the time most people left their cosy armchairs to brew a pot of tea and prepare snacks for a family of ten, to be back in time for when the show actually started. And we all wonder why she was snubbed for the Supporting Actress oscar…
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