Tue Oct 11
So don’t know how many of you have been following
Rookie Mag since its début, but apparently Tavi is into TV spots and stuff these days. The shitty part is that since she is still “finding herself” and can’t really give straight answers this interview completely sucks. It doesn’t really help at all that the interviewers are the stereotypical mom and dad that you don’t want at your birthday party and can’t even pronounce your name properly. I mean, really CBS News? Did you not watch the video that was part of your whole introductory segment where Tavi pronounces her name and then think, “Oh, maybe that’s how you say it”. Somebody should be fired, and I’ll give you a clue, THE TWO DUNCES BEHIND THE DESK. I’m mostly just perplexed as to why Tavi never mentioned the
Everybody Farts post on national television. Crop dusting as I type while listening to Everybody Hurts but replacing “hurts” with “farts”. I just can’t wait until Tavi graduates and decides to let her ghostwriters go wild so she can re-enter the fashion kingdom as the new Anna Dello Russo, except the smart version. You thought I was gonna say Anna Wintour, didn’t you? Gotcha there, didn’t I? Everyboooddyyy farrrrrts, sometimes.
