How to give no fucks 101: Vogue Germany featuring Kendra Spears, Melissa Stasiuk and Iris van Berne by Knoepfel & Indlekofer. The first step is to dress as though you’re referencing Toucan Sam in a Pulp Fiction sequel. Now, I’ve been to Germany once, and the moment I got there I headed to Burger King. I asked for a paper crown to make me feel more at home. Why? Because I gave no fucks. Usually Vogue does all sorts of nothing for me, but I’ve made an exception for this editorial. It’s completely disconnected story-wise, but no fucks were given in the story department. Step two: angry face. As if somebody already pissed you off, make a face that says, “You wanna fuck wit me?!” Chances are, they won’t want to. Like 98.5%. Lastly, for the final step, find something to prop up against so you look relaxed while giving away not one fuck. It keeps it casual, because nobody gives a fuck about a try-hard.