Natasha Poly + Vogue Paris

If anyone can make a camel look lively it’s Natasha Poly, better known as Natasha Zombie. No, that isn’t freezing from recent dental work, her face is just stuck in that position, and not even she can model her way out of it. Talk about unfortunate. Speaking of unfortunate circumstances, due to my image host taking two years to finally give me the axe for breaching its terms of use, you may notice my photos start to disappear. You may also remember this happened once before. “Needless to say, I’ve changed hosting sites, and hopefully this problem will never happen again” — Me in the past. Well, my friends, I was inept at predicting the future. Even though these image hosters are trying their best to thwart See Like Me, nay will we let them! If you aren’t following me on twitter, you probably didn’t know I bumped into Seth Rogen today, and probably didn’t know that I had this problem to begin with. I suggest you fix that, while I fix this. Thank you for reading. This will not be the end of me. In related news, I’m looking for interns. Email me.