EY! Brazil & Fanzine 137

As much as I’m elated to see Timothy Kelleher on the new cover of Fanzine 137, I’m equally as disillusioned by the new issue of EY! Magateen, which positions its all-seeing eye on the most regurgitated of all model cesspools: Brazil. What more do we need than another publication exalting the salty armpits of buff airheads? Made In Brazil did it first and did it well. Save your €40 and buy several copies of Hero, which asks beefy models all the same questions about eating phallic shaped food for a fraction of the cost. Harsh review, I know. I’m also pretty excited to freely peruse Fanzine 137 without dropping a hefty five-o on the counter, mostly due to the fact that I know black and white printing is a hell of a lot cheaper than colour, and so this lofty price is probably not worth it. Plus, I’m pretty good at looking through every magazine on the shelf and then buying a handful of gummy bears to counterattack any loitering complaints.