Ode to Coco

If you’re out there Coco, which I know you are because I added you on facebook and you haven’t added me back yet even though we have a mutual friend, then you should definitely give me a call so I can say how obsessed I am with your gorgeous face and killer bod. You are like the “Nessun Dorma” of models. The other day I went to a Highland dance competition and couldn’t stop thinking of you. We were destined to be together, so whenever you’re ready to add me…